why isn't this real?

Adey and I were playing grocery store one day and she really wanted Paisley to play (I can't wait until she is actual big enough to play...fun times lie ahead with my girls and I am so excited).  Anyway back to the story.  Adey was the cashier and I bought the stuff.  Adey shared this with Paisley:

I bet deep down inside Paisley is thinking is this real or how can I get some real ice cream...mommy always wanted it when she was preggers with me and ate it all the time then why not now?  And I am thinking I don't eat the real deal now all the time because I am trying to make healthy choices and ice cream is an evil dessert for me...def. a very strong weakness.

and here is our fabulous cashier...